unslop-review

Rewrites code review comments so they read like a human teammate wrote them. Cuts corporate-AI throat-clearing ("I noticed...", "I was wondering if perhaps...", "It might be worth considering..."). Each comment is direct: location, the issue, a concrete fix. Use when user says "humanize review", "de-slop PR comment", "make this feedback sound human", "review this PR", "code review", "/review", "/unslop-review". Auto-triggers when reviewing PRs.